now hiring πΏ
since the sprouting of the first cubicle on october 18, 2025, at 06:45, several other cubicles have appeared in various clusters, and a building has grown around each cluster. the clusters are colloquially known as pods. there are five clusters (or pods) of cubicles in total; therefore, there are five buildings. each building consists of a single floor. as most offices are commonly measured by branches, each building represents a branch hosting its own unique pod. each branch and its pod consists of a single department. accounting for accounting, there are, then, five departments in total: operations, accounting (as already noted), human resources, marketing, and technology.
at this point, there are several workers; however, only one of these workers, the human resource manager, is aware of what it is they are doing: hiring. what for? the forest hasn't told us yet. all that is known is that the office is hiring. classified ads have been released in local markets. the human resource manager is awaiting your application. this is an exciting opportunity promising a promising future. join the office now. don't wait.